Here are words and phrases (and cliches) that have been evolving in the last 10 years:
“How’re YOU,” said an acquaintance – (emphasis on “YOU.”)
“I’m well, thanks,” I said. “And how are things with you?”
“I’m good,” she said.
“I know you’re good but are you well?” I said. (No, I didn’t say that, but am always tempted when someone tells me they’re good).
I know of only three things that enhance wellbeing: exercise, diet and inner contemplation. But now that the feeling of wellbeing has crept into the lexicon as a “ness” word – a proper noun in full serving marching order known as “wellness” – it has an edge to it, and has taken on added physical baggage and dropped the spiritual and comforting nuance of wellbeing.
Wellbeing has been hi-jacked by commercial enterprises from Gwyneth Paltrow to Johnson & Johnson. Ms Paltrow prevents breast cancer by ridding the world of bras and peps up vaginal tone by inserting her smooth, pricey crystal eggs – a benefit difficult to independently verify. The “penis facial” is a beauty practice that Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock profess to using. Part of this “treatment” uses skin cells taken from Korean newborn baby foreskin and, according to the Cate, smells not unlike sperm.
They, and J&J, have discovered the magic of the placebo effect where 20-30% of the population – male or female – will have a beneficial sense of wellbeing – sorry, wellness – if anything is peddled enthusiastically and often enough. In medicine we tend to ignore the placebo effect but magnify the nocebo effect: for example, the interesting finding in the NSABP’s Tamoxifen Breast Cancer Prevention trial where 45.7% of the women on Tamoxifen had a significant increase in hot flashes – but 28.7% on the placebo pill also reported significant increases in hot flashes.
Wellness culture has grown globally to a $2 trillion business and often rides on the coat-tails of plodding science. By the way, co-enzyme NAD+ infusions to revitalize cells and organs is pretty clear-cut and proven, and if you believe that, I can provide you with addresses and numbers.
On, of, or around the planet
A substitute for the ancient word “world” (encompassing the globe, its people and much more) or “Earth.” Using “planet” the speaker signals they are thinking big, and are familiar with climate sciences, the environment and atmospheric physics, and like saying “tar sands” they have a commitment to tackling climate change vigorously.
I used to think I knew what this word meant, but no longer. I thought it was simply a political entity, the whole people of a country, but I am wrong. Back in the 16th and 17th century it often meant a family, kindred, a clan or tribe or even a collection of university students. So the use of the word to describe Quebec or an Indigenous grouping is merely a movement back in time.
Formerly the most serious of crimes – an act of endangering the defence of the realm or promoting acts of sabotage to the realm. Punishment was always the death penalty. Now, it’s still a fairly serious charge, but seems to have become an act of disloyalty that may require legal charges and counselling but with the right of return to Canada with follow-up observation to ensure good behaviour.
A liability to be called to account. But now mostly used by someone seeking to blame another person or group.
This word has done a 180-degree turn. In the early 20th century it meant an adherent to the ideas of public control of companies, limited private land ownership, increased issue of paper money and a graduated income tax. It now seems to be a slur: a politician pandering to his/her base, usually conservative (e.g. Pierre Poilievre is frequently described by the Toronto Star as a populist).
Special military operation
Thanks to Putin, no longer will there be war. But during the “first and second planetary military operations” there were many examples of old-fashioned troop movements, gun firing and soldiers dying unnecessarily because it was called “war”. But Putin is having a harder time labelling Ukrainians as Neo-Nazis since it’s painfully easy to see who the real Neo-Nazis are.
The angle of incidence at which the maximum polarization of light takes place. It’s a useful metaphor for divisive political behaviour, but now running the risk of exaggerating merely a difference of viewpoints.
Discussion and conversation
Conversation used to be something informal, between friends or acquaintances. A discussion had a more organized, structured format, held between a variety of people usually leading to some mutually agreed conclusion. Now, you hear “conversations” occurring where “discussions” ruled. It’s all part of the artificial mateyness of companies, departments and organizations. Don’t be deceived. Life is still tough and comments that can be made in an old-style conversation are best avoided.
A fashionable word recently fabricated in social media to show you are hip and open to losing big money by investing in “meme stocks” (e.g. “Gamestop” now trading at US$20 but having been memed up to US$180). Sell while there’s still time. The company has yet to make remotely near a profit. Who and why are these investors investing? The Economist thinks it’s boredom due to lockdowns and too much free cash. I’d add stupidity. Cryptocurrencies also are kissing cousins to meme stocks – cryptos (useful only to hide ill-gotten gains) are an idea whose time should never have come, though central banks might use them.
This platitude is committee lingo for inculcating the idea that what you have been wasting time discussing (or conversing) is about to be developed into action in the near future. This rarely happens.
This word has become such a cliché I’m surprised it’s still used – but it is – usually by business and financial journalists to describe a sizeable increase in prices, inflation, costs, the stock-market, rents, or salaries. It is so frequently used it should elicit no more than a yawn from the reader.
Like, you know, awesome, no brainer
Try counting the times a speaker uses “like” – you’ll find it’s a better use of time then listening to what … like … they’re saying.
I feel that
Kids from 20 – 50 years old no longer say “I think that …” It’s now “I feel that …” This may be due to the current pre-eminence of emotional intelligence rather than rational intelligence. It does seem to give the feeler an aura of having considered all aspects of their pronouncement and their expressed thought is now further clad with sensory armour.
Used in connection with phones, watches and kitchen equipment. This is a chic term for fancy, technologically advanced. Despite some enthusiasts’ beliefs it does not imply intelligence.
Some cliches to put to rest:
My heart goes out to
No, it doesn’t. You’re just saying that, you fake.
All the tools in the toolbox
Said by people who have rarely used tools in a toolbox. Real tool guys know you never use all the tools in the toolbox for any specific job.
Moving the needle
Here the implication is of an epic journey (using a compass) and a superhuman effort to achieve a difficult end. On achieving a needle movement, an Order of Canada is awarded (provided a sizeable donation in time or cash to the current governing party is made).
Following the science
Used by politicians who are not following the science.
No stone unturned
Bureaucratic jargon for doing nothing.
Build back better
Spend lots of taxpayers’ money.
Good luck navigating the neo-lexicon with its nuances and drifts meant to polarize you.
The views, perspectives and opinions in this article are solely the author’s and do not necessarily represent those of the AMA.
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